For starters, how about I say 'The best book I have read by an Indian author till date'? or how about 'The Indian catcher in the rye'? If these two are not enough for you to try out this book, you might as well just skip the following review.
For the first time in my life, I read a book for about a month and a half. Why is that so dramatically put? Because, someone like me doesn't read a book for a month and a half. If its boring, I throw it away in a day or two. If its awesome, I finish it in a day or two. So what about this 'English August'? It was fucking awesome. It was so great, I just didn't want to finish it. On every page of this 300-something pages book, was a paragraph, which I read and reread, just to enjoy it thoroughly. Like the perfect drink in your mouth, which you wanna not swallow. Like the orgasm, you wish to extend it till eternity! And when I finished it finally, I wanted so much more of it! Again like the alcohol or the perfect night of making love.
So now to a more objective review, which itself is a paradox, because all throughout, the book is pointless. It describes everything, and yet it forces you to think nothing about it. Its about the lost youth, the aimless drift that life actually is, the pointlessness of routine and work and so on. And yes, most importantly, its Funny, with a capital 'F' as you might have noticed! Its humourous in an odd, caustic sort of way. Its dark but still you laugh. Its sarcasm at its best. Sarcasm which has given up, sarcasm which is sarcastic about being sarcastic. If you can follow this idiotic rant of mine, you would love this book. Its the other side of being an IAS officer, the revered position in India. Its about being confused, about always wanting to be on the other side, about India, the rural India, about unambition, about happiness and the pointlessness of happiness.
But all through this book, it leaves you to make what you want of it. You either enjoy the humourous view of the sad state of human life, or you get saddened by the reality that the book brings forth. Its very honest and frank, something that still our society refuses to accept, and above all, it laughs at it all. For instance, a very dark scenario about an officer's hands being cut has been dealt with a too realistic sense. How the protagonist (btw, English August is the protagonist, if you wondering :P), is first saddened and soon realises that its just another occurence, how a tragedy is not a tragedy until it happens with yourself. The book is shamelessly honest about everything like that. There are innumerable such instances, where you just can't help but laugh, and at the same time wonder, how shameless of the author to bring out the humour in such a scenario. A few of such witty excerpts from the book, mind you, I would have just wanted to go ahead and type the whole book, because its full of such gems, but here are just a couple of them.
Dhrubo (August's friend) : "I've a feeling, August, you're going to get hazaar fucked in Madna"
August (high with a joint in hand) : ''Amazing mix, the English we speak. Hazaar fucked. Urdu and American,a thousand fucked, really fucked. I'm sure nowhere else could languages be mixed and spoken with such ease.''At another point in the novel, where August is all worried about where his life is going and he thinks to himself :
'Eventually, he knew, he would marry, perhaps not out of passion, but out of convention, which was probably a safer thing. And then, in either case, in a few months or years they would tire of disagreeing with each other, or what was more or less the same thing, would be inured to each other's odd and perhaps disgusting ways, the way she squeezed the tube of toothpaste and the way he drank from a glass and didn't rinse it, and they would slide into a placid and comfortable unhappiness, and maybe unseeingly watch TV every day, each still a cocoon' Also, if you a big fan of Rahul Bose, like me, you have to read this book. Reading it makes you realise, why Rahul Bose must have chosen this movie as his debut break, at the same time, it makes you wonder, whether Rahul Bose has actually become this character, this character is so uncannily like him, he definitely has imbibed some traits of this character for sure. The same attitude, nonchalance, dark and caustic wit, the character being full of endless jokes running in his mind (Rahul Bose does this a lot in his movies). If nothing, read it for Rahul Bose.
I give this a rating of 11 out of 10!